I AM A CRAZY.

ASS.

HO BIATCH!!!!

MY NAME IS DEANNA BRUSCO. Im AT THE TOP OF THE WORRRLD! THE WIND BENEATH MY STUMPY WINGS LIFTS MY HIGHHH. HIGH IN TO THE ROBINS EGG- speckled SKYY!

I'm not sure why I thought this was so funny. But I had to share. And yes, it was sent to me by my mother is an email that will now go in the "funny shit" folder.


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FYI: Jess and I will be at G St. tonight at 10.

$1 beers for you beer-drinkers.

Half off well drinks for you true alcoholics.

We'll be the ones in the short skirts and boots. ;)

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So, for those of you who don't know, I got a job as a tutor. I basically teach kids how to read and have to make hand motions for all the sounds and I look like a goober. It's tight though, I love it. Next time you see me, ask me to "action spell" a word and you can laugh at me ( Read more... )

I GOT A JOB, MOTHER BITCHES.

Tonight, we celebrate. SF style. If you want to come, leave a comment. We are leaving around 5 or 6. All are welcome.

I can literally feel my brain rotting. It seems like I can't retain information. Someone tells me something and I forget it immediately. I'm not sure why ( Read more... )

Ground Rules: The first player of this meme starts with the topic "5 Guilty Pleasures" and people who get tagged need to write an LJ entry about their 5 Guilty Pleasures as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 5 people to be tagged and list their names ( Read more... )

jlspecialsauce: guess what time it is
jlspecialsauce: GET IN SHAPE FOR BIKINI TIMEEEEE

FUCKING JESSICA. Who the hell thinks of this shit?

Best. Night. Ever.

I danced at Gilman. And then I danced in a bear suit.

I'm totally sober and never been happier. :)