-Entry 8-

[rookiekiller]

Klavier Gavin.

No sooner had I finally worked out the case of the chair- thanks in part to my new secretary, Wanda- when I found this... this wretched graffiti. And I wish I could simply be speaking of the clutter on my desk

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[droehnendrecht]

What can I say? Girls of all ages adore me! However, I assure you Herr Payne -- I am far from interested in any offspring of yours...

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[droehnendrecht]

...and my lyrics are not tripe.

[rookiekiller]

well I'll do my time honey
so lock me up in jail, throw away the key
someday someday I know you'll have a change of heart
someday someday you'll set me free

This is on the lyrics sheet provided with this CD...

Is this what passes for music these days?! This is the most provocative, unadulterated garbage I've heard in years!

[droehnendrecht]

That is my favourite stanza!! It took me ages to come up with!

Go back to your oldies from the 1820's gramps, I am here to rock!

[musical_cocoon]

Oh now I know you didn't just call The Gavinners tripe, baldy.

I know Klav ain't interested in your ugly-ass daughter (thought she does have good taste in music so maybe you aren't her real dad) but you got a choice in getting used to decent music for once in your life or buying some damn earplugs.

Either option works for me as long as you stop your whining, you bald pansy!

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[rookiekiller]

Gavinners. Yes, that's it. That will help for my crusade against them, thank you.

No matter how poor her choice in boyfriends and music may be, Cryden Payne is not ugly. She's won beauty contests, you know. She takes after her mother.

And another thing-

[rookiekiller]

...

...B... Bald...?

[musical_cocoon]

BALD! B-A-L-D

Ya know, the lack of hair on the top of your damn head, man!

[wrightswrongs]

Oh right, you have a daughter too.

Aren't they great?

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[rookiekiller]

They're fine in most situations, but when they begin acting against everything you stand for...

[rookiekiller]

...Wait... You have a daughter?

[wrightswrongs]

Yup.