I fought the law.. and I WON!!!

[rookiex]

gahahah so, I'm coming home from Melissa's and I get stopped.. I'm just like, SHIT! I dont need any more financial problems now.. bah damnit shit ass fuck.. well, the cop comes up and is like, "Hello, I'm Officer (he spoke too fast and low I didnt catch his name), from the Fort Hood Police Dept. The reason I stopped you is I clocked yur speed at 43

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[assilembob]

You are such a goober.
SLOW DOWN DUMMY!!

[o0pink_pills0o]

I guarentee that within the first week of my having my liscence, I'll get a ticket. Today I was dricing and the speed limit was 55. I was 70 and I was still getting passed so I went up to 75 and my dad freaked out! He was like "SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!" I hate getting passed though! It makes it seem as if I'm going too slow. Hey, I'd rather drive with traffic rather than behind traffic (did that make sense?)

<3 Chelsea

LOL

[thetxchica]

i told you that you drive like a maniac.....just like that "PLANNED" 180 lmao
congrats on meg too

[jellibean]

Did you bat your eyelashes and flirt with the cop, too?? lol