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[rookkey2]

There's an unattended NutriGrain bar with one bite out of it on the printer table and I'm totally eyeing it.

I am a disgusting human being.

I am George Costanza.

Comments

[hangingstar]

EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
you dont know where its been!
it might have giandice!

[rookkey2]

You're just jealous cuz I found it first!

[hangingstar]

ew.
no at all

disgustingness

[anonymous]

Once, I had just bought an apple from a street vendor , and took one bite before entering the subway station. As soon as I stopped to wait for the train, I dropped the huge wonderfully delicious apple on the dirty pee infested subway ground. Ravenous and paranoid, I looked around , brushed off the apple, and kept on eating it. I waited for the next two weeks to die of a skin eating infectious disease, but it never happened.
Brianna

Re: disgustingness

[rookkey2]

That's so awesome! I always use not dying as justification for eating questionable things--"I've eaten it before and didn't die, so I'll eat it again."

if you're george kostanza...

[anonymous]

than i'm newman. the new and improved anyways.
dude, i so would have hit up that nutragrain like it aint no THANG!

-Brandie