R-Tom is amazing. Let me explain ( Read more... )

I feel like such a failure. All I have to do is check ID cards and place printouts in the proper printout baskets, but I fail. A kid just walked in, without his ID card, of course, and was like, "Can't I just go in?" And he seemed trustworthy, so I let him pass. He even left his wallet with me, so I was like, "Whateva," and calmly went back to ( Read more... )

I really miss Flip Off. Courtney told me that I should flip someone off, preferably a new person, and attempt to start a new flipping off saga, but it could never be the same ( Read more... )

I'm back in business at the EDS Lab, and people really need to stop printing things because I don't feel like getting up anymore. And someone totally keeps printing off the internet which is a major EDS Lab no no, and it's totally getting up in my grill. We're on a limited paper supply as it is, because the managers never leave us enough paper ( Read more... )

It's my last night in Colorado. Well, it's technically already Sunday, so it's my last few hours in Colorado. I'm heading to New York at 9am ( Read more... )

Dearest Shae ( Read more... )

An interview, conducted by the very dear Shae ( Read more... )

I meant to write this yesterday...

To a Miss Janay:

Happy happy birthday, from all of us to you! We wish it was our birthday so we could party too...hey!

I hope you had a great day! Be expecting a present promptly.

Seriously, how did Tom know to call Lauren and me today?? We just got back! I think he saw us drive into the Springs this morning. So Lauren and I are working at 9 this morning, less then eight hours, and I'm completely grumpy about it ( Read more... )

Hello from Minnesota! My family and I are here for about a week. Oh my gosh, it was such a long drive ( Read more... )