Check Yo Self Before You Wreck Yo Self

[room300]

Do you ever notice how when people are really old you wind up talking to them like they’re retarded children? I sure do. I bring this up because they’re this old dude whose friends of my parents that staying with us and its very odd. I find myself speaking very softly and slowly to him and it kind of annoys me that I do that. When I’m all old and

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[electratokyo]

or, my caulk has been getting a little droopy in the shower as of late.

[room300]

(giggle)

[elparkino]

man...future parker remembers that tragic unicycle accident. future parker also thinks that odds of 7 year old girl wanting to feed an elephant peanuts at the precise moment you are attempting to jump it on a unicyle is infintesmal, it's not future donald's fault she was stopped to death because elephants dont liked to be jumped on unicycles; who could possible know that?It was a future freak accident. you should blame future self. Fuck that guy, anyway.

[elparkino]

thats so goddamn funny

[elparkino]

i know!