Rule 34 Meme

[roomofawakening]

This was dev_chieftain's idea but she didn't want this on her journal so I volunteered to host it.

1. If you know something (a person, pairing, threesome, etc) that you think might break Rule 34* (would help if you actually wanted to see it), post it here.
2. Then, wait for comments (comment on someone else's request while you wait, if you want!) to roll in.

Comments

[technophile]

Navi from the Legend of Zelda series/MS Word Paperclip

[roomofawakening]

Oh my god.

...I... ...

Don't think I can take myself seriously anymore.

Also, threw in cock just in case it's not porn-y enough. (It's hard when neither of your subjects are humanoid...)

[technophile]

EPIC

was linked here

[shotglass]

[muggy_mountain]

dlsklhcflksf I JUST LEARNED A LOT MORE ABOUT THE CREAM OF WHEAT MASCOT THAN I EVER CARED TO KNOW. You had better be appreciating this, internets.

"Ah," Rastus cooed into his lover's spongy yet-slightly-crisp shoulder, his billowy white toque askew as he further explored the muscular man-terrain of his counterpart, ignoring the progressively syrupy feel of sweat and powdered sugar about his nether regions.

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It seemed so simple, at first. Inconsequential, even innocent. A shuddering of sweetened crumbs scraped off the cold blade of a butter knife, a simple projectile raisin aimed coyly at the placid, warm surface of a bowl of boiled farina. It was breakfast, then. Something light to get you through the morning. Something you wouldn't miss too much if you were late to work and had to make do with a vending machine coffee. Breakfast. But like breakfast, it woke him up. Rastus had never known anything like being with him. Not with Jemima or Betty Crocker before her. Not even with Little Debbie, with all her forbidden,

[muggy_mountain]

I found the video featuring the uh, toast man I think you might have been referring to after I finished writing it. >>

STILL, POWDERED TOAST MAN/RASTUS OTP 4EVA.

[analogic]

Mr. Clean / The Jolly Green Giant

[gacktyougirl]

Tom Cruise/Cthulhu

WHYYY

[gyllespi]

Tom's eyes widened as he scrabbled over the couch, trying to escape the gaze of the cosmic horror before him. "You!" he gasped, the color draining from his hair and leaving it a snowy white. "The -- the Marcabians! N-no -- Xenu?!"

WORSE, the eldritch voice boomed, and as the tentacles descended, rapidly stripping clothes from his flesh, Tom began to scream.

Re: WHYYY

[roko_epsilon]

THIS NEEDS TO BE CONTINUED >C

[anonymous]

jlarinda / su_chan

[anonymous]

LMFAO, SECONDED.

[anonymous]

PFFFFFT, THIRDED.

[anonymous]

*FOURTHS*