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It all started when I woke up yesterday.
--As I began preparing yesterday's dinner (which I do in the morning), I spilled lemonade all over my shirt and the floor. Shortly after that, the bowl full of lemonade-molasses sauce I was trying to put in the fridge flipped back out and landed upside down on the floor, spilling everywhere. (When I got home from work, I got more sauce on the shirt I'd put on in place of the first shirt.)
--When I got to work, I discovered that there were three mass proposals I had to prepare and send out ASAP for a 10 a.m. bid. I faxed out 108 proposals yesterday morning. Meanwhile, I fielded a million calls from a million idiots. The whole day proceeded similarly.
--While reading before bed last night, I somehow laid on my shoulder wrongly and now it's all messed up and hurts.
--This morning, I cut my finger badly while chopping cabbage.
--My piece of shit TV likes to repeatedly turn itself off, and it now really hates VHS tapes. While trying to watch "The Breakfast Club" as I pumped, it turned off every few seconds. Finally, enraged beyond endurance, I threw the remote at the TV, and it landed on the floor in five pieces. (Fortunately, I was able to put that one back together.)
--I was racing around, about to leave to drop off Dante at daycare and go to work. I picked him up to put on his sweatshirt and leave...and realized he had just shit.
--I had two more mass proposals waiting for me when I came in to work this morning.
--I just realized that I forgot to drop off this week's check for Dante's daycare yesterday, which means on top of the ridiculously expensive "tuition", I now get to pay a late fee.
ETA: Adding insult to injury, the cabbage soup for which I chopped my finger this morning smells like baby shit.
As Bugs Bunny would say, I shoulda stood in bed.