fantasy...it gets the best of me...when i'm sailing

[rootabagapower]

I just had this fantasy about meeting Snyder's Honey Mustard & Onion Pretzels, After the Fall Oregon Berry Juice, Enriched Vanilla Rice Dream, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind on DVD format (for $7.99) and a Full Sail widow at the 24-hour Albertson's near my home.

80% of it came true.

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if the wind is right you can sail away, and find tranquility

[colonyofmotels]

at work sometimes when we're out on the river, people will come up to the galley to order drinks and they won't even look at you. the other day this australian man came up to me, and just said "coffee", and nothing else, in a sort of rude voice. i started daydreaming about heath ledger on horseback fighting for my honor, and later that day i looked for A Knight's Tale at the library but they didn't have it. my friend had eternal sunshine so we watched that instead.

p.s. you haven't made anything you're secretly afraid of livejournal public.

hi

[anonymous]

wow... you were up late, young man!

someone please kill me, now!!

[anonymous]

between not getting a recommended 8 hours of sleep every night, not quite feeling myself, and being bombarded with "margaritaville" and a country cover of "brown eyed girl" i had a fantasy this morning of drowning myself in the toilet upstairs (at work). one look in the rust-stained porcelain bowl made me think otherwise, although i am beginning to re-run that fantasy over and over again in my mind... a watery grave looks pretty good right now.

so i suppose the 7.99 dvd part was true

[anonymous]

WHY can't the fulle sail widow part be true? or was it.....i guess we'll never know..and how did you come up with this scenario? or was it all tue, and you hoped to have the girl..now I am wonderin haha