Nawashi Pickup Lines

[lqqkout]

Graydancer and I were passing bad rope-pun based pickup lines back and forth yesterday and wanted to open up the discussion to the rest of the community.

I spotted the beautifully unintentional: "Nawashi Pickup Lines"
I always give bonus "groaner" points for the wrongness factor, incorporating things like wrist drop and harness hang would win big

Comments

i'll give it a try

[aseekeroftruth]

"I've got some prime quality hemp, care to get hoisted?"

and for those trying to pick up fellow nawashi

"Your arm must be a broom, cause that's some damn good floor work"

Both wrong, both corny. Who's next?

Re: i'll give it a try

[lqqkout]

Awesome! Thanks for sharing :)