Men Are Hard To Pleased
> 男人很難取悅!!
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>The problems with GUYS:
> 男人的問題是：
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>If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
> 如果妳對他好，他說妳愛上他了．
>If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
> 對他不好，他說妳驕傲．
>If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
> 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他說你企圖誘惑他．
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>If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
> 如果不，他說妳是鄉下來的
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>If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
> 如果妳跟他理論，他說妳固執
>If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
> 如果妳沈默，他說妳沒大腦！
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>If u are SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE;
> 如果妳比他聰明，他說那是小聰明
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>If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
> 如果他比你聰明，他就是有智慧！
>If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
> 如果妳不愛他，他想擁有妳
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>If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
> 如果妳愛他，他試著離開妳．
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>If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
> 如果妳告訴他妳的問題，他說妳麻煩
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>If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
> 如果不，他說妳不信任他
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>If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
> 如果妳罵他，妳好象他奶媽
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>If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
> 如果他罵妳，是表示他“關心”妳
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>If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
> 如果妳沒有守承諾，妳就是不可信的人
>If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
> 如果他不守承諾，他是迫不得已的
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>If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
> 如果妳吸煙，妳是壞女孩
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>If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
> 如果他吸煙，他是紳士
>If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
> 如果妳考試成績好，他說是運氣
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>If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
> 如果他考得好，他說是實力！
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>If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
> 如果妳傷害了他，表示妳很殘忍
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>If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
> 如果他傷害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太難取悅！
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>SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
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>If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
> 如果你寄這封信給男生，他們會發誓以上是不正確的．．
>but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
> 如果你不寄給他們，他們說妳自私．．
>The moral of the story is.......
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