WHERE HAVE I BEEN?!

[rorofightdapowa]

Holy Zombie Christ WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED THESE PASSED FEW DAYS

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[suuuuuuuuuuzie]

Ya back t'normal then honeybunch?

Mama made ya some chili. There should be some left if yer fat cow of a dad hasn't eaten it all by now.

[gar_skulldad]

dammit woman

[suuuuuuuuuuzie]

Don't you take that tone with me, you'll be lucky if I even let ya in th' bed tonight! I told you, don't eat the chili beans, they give you gas. But no, no one listens ta me!

[gar_skulldad]

they were scrumptious

[oops_i_fell]

...

[rorofightdapowa]

SUP BA-

Wait you're not Badou. You don't look like the undead.

[oops_i_fell]

I'm his brother.

Who are you.

[rorofightdapowa]

[nicotine_patch]

Yah, sure, no problem man. Haine's been MIA so you'll need to pay me a a bit more than my normal fare for Loss of Meatshield.

Wanna start a pee-pants bet? My money's on 10 minutes.

[rorofightdapowa]

HAHAHAHA FUCK YES!!!

I give the fucker five.

[nicotine_patch]

I'm going to kill you and then violate your corpse.

[rorofightdapowa]

What the fuck did I do?

[nicotine_patch]

oh

dicks

[oops_i_fell]

LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCYYYYYYYY.

YOU GOT SOME 'SPLAININ' T'DO.

NOW.

[nicotine_patch]

HE'S DELUSIONAL

HE'S GOT FUCKING BLUE HAIR

THAT AIN'T THE WAY OF NATURE

[oops_i_fell]

I LIKED IT BETTER WHEN YOU WERE TRYING TO CONVINCE ME YOU WERE A STRIPPER

OH MY GOD BADOU WHAT THE FUCK

[automailmaker]

Yeah, Kamina. Where HAVE you been?

[rorofightdapowa]

I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW!!!!

[automailmaker]

Well, a disaster hit recently. It could have been that.

I was turned into a homunculus, but I don't remember ANY of it.

[rorofightdapowa]

Then what the fuck happened to ME?

ALSO, WHAT THE FUCK MY MOM'S HERE.