Not a real post, just one of my favourite poems

Jun 18, 2006 19:14

Resume by Dorothy Parker

Razors pain you,
rivers are damp,
acids stain you,
drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful,
nooses give,
gas smells awful;
you might as well live.

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disportraited June 25 2006, 14:55:23 UTC
Hey you! Happy Birthday!

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