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You know, as I was ranting at someone about one of the morons that work alongside me for a national health... organisation I work for (which shall remain un-named), I realised this was perfect for my first ever *gasp* Livejournal post! Rejoice, you miserable meat-puppets for the pearls of wisdom which you are to receive!
As I wait for the confetti ( Read more... )
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found existence black and bleaky
Seizing now the razor honed,
He slashed his forearms to the bone
which, plumbing cut, became quite leaky.
Left like that for one long weeky,
Unlubed joints become quite creaky
Dribbled dry of blood and juice,
Geek goth's wang became quite loose
and came off in a man's caboose.
The end result was steecky.
How embarassing! Cried he,
I've partaken in all kinds of buggery
But this time my cock isn't up to the job
And I owe this chap's bottom five bob,
For more than an hour he's been stuck on my knob.
So he flourished his razor, so barbed,
braced his wrist, and thrust into him, hard.
The bottom man yelled and rebelled and appealed -
His anus eventually healed,
And our geek?
keeps his cock in a box
when he sleeps.
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