After getting a middle-age car, I decided to get my mid-life crisis over and done with early.

My nipples hurt now. >_<

I'm 25 and I own a volvo estate.

Man, I hadn't expected middle-age to hit me quite this soon.

On the plus side, it's a fucking beast.  Changing from a 1 litre engine to a 2.3 litre turbo is a noticable difference. :O

Plus it's nice to join the modern world.  Central-locking, electric windows, comfortable seats, and no drafts \o/

Wow , this copy of Big Trouble In Little China I bought myself as a christmas present has listed as one of its two Special Features...

Moving Interactive Menu.

Does it have Stereo sound too?  I can't wait. :D

 "Tests indicate patient positive for all illegal substances ( Read more... )

In my on-going link wars, I just had

silent hill

countered with

double yew tee eff

I may have nightmares tonight.

How ama zing does this look?

http://www.brightcove.tv/title.jsp?title=1320139451

( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1050160/ )

http://tarr.uspto.gov/servlet/tarr?regser=serial&entry=77338491

WTF?

Actually, I think I'll trademark that.

WTF™

Note to self - when creating a test call on the computer system to test some code...

1) Delete the call afterwards, before it gets emailed to the surgery at the end of the day

2) Don't use the patient name TEST, Ickle

3) Don't put the symptons in as "Head on fire. Ahh!"

*bangs head on desk*

Anyone want a giant african land snail? My sister had a couple when she was younger, and they were quite funky. Ah, good times, I used to ride on their back to school, and have wacky adventures fighting bad guys.

Wait, no, that was the Neverending Story.

Anyway yeah, someone at work's got some babies, and is looking for a good home for them. They're ( Read more... )

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