pistachios and cocktails on the roof.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY!
[Dave is complicated. He's a hard, cold New Yorker, but he also wears jaunty golf-caps inside the house. He's a Man's Man -- witness the nudes on the wall! Of WOMEN, THANKS VERY MUCH. You can also tell that he's a man because he drinks Men's Beers like Guiness and...Heineken. But Dave also has a deeper, spiritual side. You can often find him fingering his prayer beads. And setting off flares in his den.]
[Aha! Just when you think you know Dave, he changes it all up, dude. Dave would like you to know that he has layers. Sure, sometimes he's all about the nude titties and dark ale, but sometimes he likes to just relax and watch football and do the crossword puzzle while avoiding sinful endeavors like drinking and smoking. Or wearing naughty short-sleeved shirts that show his arms.]
[Dave looks adorable even when he's scoring freebie, normally-overpriced t-shirts about ridiculous cutural trends from the same store that Paris and Lindsay frequent. Awwwwwwwwwwwww.]
[Dave is contemplative. And loves nature.]
[Dave is very graceful! Even when he's bowling, he makes it look like a pretty dance.]
[Dave is mysterious. What is behind those mysterious sunglasses? Your mysteriousness intrigues me, Dave!]
[Dave is modest. This is him saying, "I was just born looking this way! What can you do?"]
[Dave is decisive. "You!" he's saying. "Get me a diet Dr. Pepper!"]
[Dave is smart. He can tell time!]
[I have no idea what is going on here, but he has a little tear in his jeans and his face is pink and he's grinning so happily.]
[Please don't look at Dave's nipples. He's shy.]
[Dave is complicated. He's a hard, cold New Yorker, but he also wears jaunty golf-caps inside the house. He's a Man's Man -- witness the nudes on the wall! Of WOMEN, THANKS VERY MUCH. You can also tell that he's a man because he drinks Men's Beers like Guiness and...Heineken. But Dave also has a deeper, spiritual side. You can often find him fingering his prayer beads. And setting off flares in his den.]
[Aha! Just when you think you know Dave, he changes it all up, dude. Dave would like you to know that he has layers. Sure, sometimes he's all about the nude titties and dark ale, but sometimes he likes to just relax and watch football and do the crossword puzzle while avoiding sinful endeavors like drinking and smoking. Or wearing naughty short-sleeved shirts that show his arms.]
[Dave looks adorable even when he's scoring freebie, normally-overpriced t-shirts about ridiculous cutural trends from the same store that Paris and Lindsay frequent. Awwwwwwwwwwwww.]
[Dave is contemplative. And loves nature.]
[Dave is very graceful! Even when he's bowling, he makes it look like a pretty dance.]
[Dave is mysterious. What is behind those mysterious sunglasses? Your mysteriousness intrigues me, Dave!]
[Dave is modest. This is him saying, "I was just born looking this way! What can you do?"]
[Dave is decisive. "You!" he's saying. "Get me a diet Dr. Pepper!"]
[Dave is smart. He can tell time!]
[I have no idea what is going on here, but he has a little tear in his jeans and his face is pink and he's grinning so happily.]
[Please don't look at Dave's nipples. He's shy.]