OPEN LETTER TO THE CONCEPT OF TRAVEL

[rosceau]

You know what? Fuck travel, fuck leaving the house, fuck MOVING. I'm not going to Cork until somebody fucking well comes up here and makes me. I'm not going to fucking Oxford in June. If I get on another plane this year there had best be a car, a hotel, a beach, and no fucking expectations waiting for me at the other end.

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[meansteve]

FLY TO THE U.S.

WILL PROMISE BLOWJOB UPON ARRIVAL.

[affix]

Thanks for the compliment, doll. :)

[rosceau]

Any time.

[affix]

Did you get the e-mail I sent from my Oxford webmail account?