No fucking work tomorrow!!1!111 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Thank god, too. I'm fucking beat like a red headed stepchild.

Batman Begins was the worst fucking movie ever. EVER.

eat it

Soooooo I start working again with Final Electric tomorrow. 7am Indian town road and A1A. gah

Mr and Mrs. Smith rules your face.

Someone need to join LA Fitness with me.

Come with me, Hail Mary ( Read more... )

Thats the last thing I heard before passing out during the last mile of our run today. Dehyrdration for the win.

Maybe I dont want to do this.

LETS GO TO THA BEACH. NOW. NOW NWOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWONWWNOW

shimmy shimmy ya

fun weekend.

hot flashes suck.

dont wanna work.

mike jones.

caleb jeff james and tj are hilraious

wtf is up with this weather.

i wanna see madagascar.

suck it.

Your Star Wars Pickup Line

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I think im gonna get that tattooed across muh belly ( Read more... )

ferg: i used three of those thing you use to fuck people
nicole: what, you mean bars?

P.S. SO TRUE, SO TRUE, (<3WHORES<3)

SAID THE MAN TO THE LADY
OOO OOO OOO
HHUUUHH
WHORES IN MY HEAD
WHORES IN MY BED

I am a dirty dairy farmer.

Kitzers owns my life.

Fuk o2nsdferdftghrfjhk,m.

IF I SEE ONE MORE GREEN OUTFIT IM GONNA GO INSANE. WHAT IS WITH ALL THE GREEN? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

DGFHDFGHDFHDFHDFGH

MCDONALDS HAS TAKEN CONTROL OF YOUR MINDS.