my canon s400 captured this rather amusing video on Thursday at 'all you can eat sushi night.'

I call it "How Not to Eat a Large Chunk of Wasabi For Money"

from now on, this will be my auto-responder for all luser mail:

Hello,
this is what I heard when I read your mail:
'waah waah waah! my diaper is full! waaah!'

Thx,
V.

p.s. I have not been drinking

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btw, if you ever need apple laptop parts, this place is great. They even sell individual keys off of laptops (my cat roger destroyed my R key, and they had a replacement for $2):

www.pbparts.com

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