My dad's family morning lectures on the merits of fiber are getting old ( Read more... )

last saturday harm harm attended eeyore's with carson. we decided to get in line for the adult costume contest even though we didn't have one. we stuck our heads in a sweater and locked our arms to be siamese twins. the drunken crowd responded loudly to our awkwad antics. we fell off stage and had an epileptic fit on the ground, then won free ugly ( Read more... )

Here's the open-ended English project proposal I turned in ( Read more... )

brandin's nicknames for me come in many forms.

here is a sampling: Frenchie, Rose, Friend, Keyboard Kid, Harmy, Loserface, Rosemary-Sucks-A-Lot, Rosemary-Suckatude.

B: Pass me the knife, Ass-Fuck.

My response: Get it yourself, Big ASS Dick.

B: Oh, so I'm Michael Aturngay now?

Me: Damn straight.

It's all in the name of harm harm friendlove i

My grandmother picked me up from school today. She took one look at my waist-length hair and then began to recite her revolving door lecture ( Read more... )

absence makes past soul brothahs seem like total strangers. i ran into an old friend the other day that i had not seen since halloween ( Read more... )

after doing a calculus problem on the board that no one was paying attention to, ms levenstein said, "i'm having a party inside myself" because she was so happy to find the answer.

today was another classic day with harmo. we ran around carson's art show playing spy in our sunglasses, with a constant supply of rancheros. brandin ran around with his hands clasped like a gun. love that boy he is way fun.

last thurday night reid came to my front door in a fur coat and bright make-up. eliza zoomed us around on a secret prank mission, and cameron wondered how she could keep up with us ( Read more... )

one time in spain i went to this bar and the inside was decorated like an egyptian tomb. i'm sure i looked like an american tourist in there cuz the place was filled with androgenous chain smokers with huge puffy black mohawks and pounds of piercings. the place had multiple rooms with tiny winding passageways and blarring 80s keyboard music. i ( Read more... )