Perhaps "productive morning of blogging" is a bit of an oxymoron...

[rose_yuille]

I bounced out of bed at 7am this morning (I'VE BEEN GETTING UP EARLY LATELY HELP WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME) to find that Paul was missing. He'd never been to bed so I was slightly curious as to where he'd gone off to. A text message (post-coffee; no fine motor skills until caffeine is ingested) revealed that he was off to talk something over with a

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[poodlemama]

oh dearie dearie me.... this getting up early is getting to you lovey
xx
ps we'll do Christmas in February - the champagne bit - ok?

[rose_yuille]

YES PLEASE MUMSY!

[fleecyj]

this is probably the best thing i have ever seen.

[rose_yuille]

:D :D :D

EMOTICONS FOR ALL!!

[d_sus2]

That version of Paul has a better tan, too.

[rose_yuille]

it's true!! that version intersperses surliness with occasional trips outside, unlike the real Paul :D

[rose_yuille]

No you are!!

[bloodcult]

It's the hat that makes it, though.

[rose_yuille]

The hat is an inauthentic addition, as RealPaul doesn't wear a hat. But who can resist a bowler hat made from a page of Weihnachtsbäume adverts?? I LOVE THE GERMAN WORD FOR CHRISTMAS TREE <3 <3