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rosegamgee

The Rosie Cotton Monologues

Jun 07, 2002 12:58

The following bit of silliness was inspired by the fabulous Very Secret Diaries of "The Fellowship of the Ring" characters, written by Cassandra Claire. If you haven't read her diaries yet, get thee to this link immediately. Otherwise, you won't fully appreciate the shamelessly lifted lines and themes in this humble tribute.

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Laughing my carrot off!! anonymous May 9 2002, 19:22:29 UTC

Rosie,

BWAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!!! Brilliant fun piece of work! :) Thanks for posting it! Pervy pervy fancier? Vanishing Bilbo trick? Hoo boy! Gandalf can learn a thing or two from this hobbit maid!

Later!

Lar

ROFL! anonymous May 9 2002, 21:29:51 UTC

Oh, these are well done! I'll have to share them... hope you don't mind!

Celandine B.

Re: ROFL! rosegamgee May 10 2002, 10:42:32 UTC

Woohoo! I have comments on my LJ! Thanks, folks, and by all means, share the insanity.

Great! anonymous May 11 2002, 08:04:19 UTC

Very funny!! Looking even more farward to Two Towers now... am putting up link for this on my website!
-Tinyniel-
(http://tinyniel.tripod.com)

Rosie Cotton Monologues anonymous May 12 2002, 10:50:03 UTC

Hilarious! Loved the "dyslexia" set up for the "vanishing Bilbo trick"! LOVED the Alien Abduction! Write more. SOOOOON!
>:D

Durbag The Despoiler

Perfect! Funny! Perfectly funny! anonymous May 25 2002, 11:15:10 UTC

"Just want goddamn ring from Sam so don't end up as eleventy-one-year-old spinster."

"Turns out strawberry not Sam's favorite fruit.

Frodo Sam's favorite fruit.

Hate Frodo."

"Plucked two grey hairs from my right foot this morning. Am very distressed. Am sure to lose job as saucy barmaid if customers notice grey foot hair.

Especially in their drinks."

"Pervinca Took"

"vanishing bilbo trick"

"Sam who?"

"Having nice time on holiday, despite rainy weather. Also, lost favorite spatula in luggage mishap. Am most definitely NOT on quest. Don't know nothing about no ring. Bartender will drop this in mail tomorrow, if not killed by Black Riders tonight."

"leather bar"

and too many more to mention! Miss Rosie, you have risen to the challenge of the incomparable standard set by the almost inimitable Cassie and you have prevailed!!!! Funny funny funny funny! Well done, my lass, well done indeed!!!!!!!

a fan

Re: Perfect! Funny! Perfectly funny! rosegamgee May 28 2002, 18:45:22 UTC

Am blushing rosie red from all the nice comments. Thanks to all.