Patients.

If the mood strikes you to sleep outdoors - particularly in the gardens - keep to the paths.

[... and nothing else.]

[There's a faint rapping on a door that fades away, followed by a more urgent knocking. This pattern repeats about ten minutes later in what sounds like another area before it too fades. And then, about fifteen minutes later:]

Has anyone seen Jinx? Or Cloud?

Are we going to learn to ride or something?

Trowa? Duo? Are you around? I'd like to talk to one or both of you soon.

And Edgeworth, Reeve, Sasuke? I'm sorry.

Allow me, Miss Konishi.

I appreciate your assistance, Mr. Kiric. Just put it by the door, would you? Setting up can wait. Let's introduce ourselves. [cold giggle.]

[... and a short silence.]

Nurse Konishi, reporting for duty.

Kiric. Security.

[Coughing. A spitting noise. When he speaks, his voice is thick and low and hoarse.]

Think I'm going to need a bit of medical help.

[There's a pause.]

Preferably someone that's not going to make it--

[Coughing and more noises]
Worse.

So, uh... I dunno if I can get a sewing needle or not, but I thought I'd ask again since... well... I drew up some designs. And Alice is still here, right? I gotta find something to do...

[VERY LOUD AND ANGRY, typical Carrot fashion]

HEY ASSHOLES!

WHERE THE FUCK IS MISS IVY?!

You took her away, didn't you? TELL ME! AND DON'T TELL NO MORE LIES!

[pause, then he grumbles under his breath] It's so boring here. No magic or sorcerers or anything. I'd take Big Mama over you jerks any day.

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Get. Your shoes. Off. My bed.