I found
this website for the first time tonight and wanted to share this:
Middle aged man to office girl getting up to leave:
'Aren't you going to take your rubbish with you?'
Girl: 'No, it's not mine'
Man: 'Well you could still take it and put it in the bin anyway'
Girl: 'I AM NOT A WOMBLE!'
Could it have been
kittyalex?!