Profiles in craigslist No. 11,348: Hey, sable coats cost less if you buy them in July.
Luxury Magazine seeks Editor-in-Chief (Midtown)
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Date: 2010-04-08, 10:20AM EDT
Reply to: [redacted]
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Editor-in-Chief for Luxury Magazine
Burgeoning publisher of luxury magazines is currently seeking a dynamic, results-oriented leader for the position of Chief Editor.
Must be an incredible writer and have extensive luxury lifestyle experience.
Highly motivated, serious level magazine experience, ethical, hardworking and proven leadership skills is a requirement.
Contact us at 212.[redacted], qualified candidates please submit resume and up to 3 writing samples to jobs@theaffluentpage.com
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Yes, you read that right. There’s a Great Depression looming, unemployment is at an unnerving high, the president of the United States has described himself as the only thing standing between corrupt banking CEOs and the “pitchforks” of the lower classes. What better time to start a magazine devoted to luxurious living? Especially given that in all probability, the people we hire to write it for us will be happy if we pay them in un-labeled canned goods?
So if you’re a dynamic, results-oriented leader with extensive luxury lifestyle experience and “serious level magazine experience,” who also happens to be so desperately unemployed as to be seriously looking for a job on craigslist, give us a call. We can discuss your future with us over lunch at Le Perigord. I mean, fuck why not? You’re paying. BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! No, seriously. You totally are.
And that concludes today’s edition of “profiles in craigslist. craigslist. Promoting social justice and the common good since 1995.
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Date: 2010-04-08, 10:20AM EDT
Reply to: [redacted]
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Editor-in-Chief for Luxury Magazine
Burgeoning publisher of luxury magazines is currently seeking a dynamic, results-oriented leader for the position of Chief Editor.
Must be an incredible writer and have extensive luxury lifestyle experience.
Highly motivated, serious level magazine experience, ethical, hardworking and proven leadership skills is a requirement.
Contact us at 212.[redacted], qualified candidates please submit resume and up to 3 writing samples to jobs@theaffluentpage.com
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Yes, you read that right. There’s a Great Depression looming, unemployment is at an unnerving high, the president of the United States has described himself as the only thing standing between corrupt banking CEOs and the “pitchforks” of the lower classes. What better time to start a magazine devoted to luxurious living? Especially given that in all probability, the people we hire to write it for us will be happy if we pay them in un-labeled canned goods?
So if you’re a dynamic, results-oriented leader with extensive luxury lifestyle experience and “serious level magazine experience,” who also happens to be so desperately unemployed as to be seriously looking for a job on craigslist, give us a call. We can discuss your future with us over lunch at Le Perigord. I mean, fuck why not? You’re paying. BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! No, seriously. You totally are.
And that concludes today’s edition of “profiles in craigslist. craigslist. Promoting social justice and the common good since 1995.