but this time it seems it might actually be extiting... i almost passed out! weeeee!!! i was just sitting here, reading my email when everything went dark and i kinda slouched over in my chair. no complete collapse, just ALMOST lost consciousness. maybe i was so bored i almost died ( Read more... )

at work. bored. yup ( Read more... )

I am saving my anger. I must retain it for when that little shit comes home. He left. Because he knew I was angry. So oh, what does he do? AVOID CONFRONTATION. I might not have yelled at him or gottten half as mad as I will be when he gets back ( Read more... )

the writing on the bathroom wall has evolved into a discussion on happiness, the will to live, love, and now jesus. so much for fun word games. jesus has entered the stall ( Read more... )

And I appreciate that you are respectful of our requests to be more quiet in your general activities around the house. HOWEVER, it is just a BIT frustrating and ridiculous to have to tell you each specific thing you do that is FUCKING LOUD. Like gee, it's really suprising that when you SLAM the bathroom door, it's loud. Or when you DROP the toilet ( Read more... )

Dear Paul ( Read more... )

it's not good to be hysterical at work. i must be tired. why am i here? i just started giggling to myself while eating a twix. because i got a mental image of Antonia (housemate) teaching herself to toss a hammer at 6 in the morning, with headphones on, stoned, dropping the hammer repeatedly and not hearing it. i'm still slifiling laughter. my boss ( Read more... )

today at berkeley bowl, i squished my finger in the shopping cart. really hard. i thought i broke the nail off because it hurt so bad. you realize how many nerves are in your little fingers when they're all screaming at you. almost passed out, had to sit down, felt nauseated. antonia (housemate) took pictures of the agony. it actually looks kinda ( Read more... )

take that school, uh!
so i can fail a math midterm. but i can also get all the physics hw right on the first submission. that felt good. sure i had some help from a friend, but i still know what's going on and figured out stuff on my own. fuck that math class, man, i'm going to kick it's ass come next midterm.

EEEEEWWWWW! I went in there just to use my cell phone and then decided to go anyway. So I'm washing my hands and I hear like... grunting. Moaning. Fart. More moaning. Gasping. More farts. Daaaaaayum that girl must have had some nasty shit for lunch. I quickly exited the restroom and I think I gave a disgusted/sympathetic look to the poor girl just ( Read more... )