I'm getting out of here ( Read more... )

I am going stir-crazy, and I don't know why ( Read more... )

I milked a cow!

When is the perfect time for a spontaneous road trip to Maine?

Why, right now, of course!

It is a proven fact that children raised around animals are less susceptible to allergies than children who were not. I don't know who proved it, or how, but I do that it's true, because my mother told me ( Read more... )

YES!

I took off the riding pants and put on the corset ( Read more... )

Thank you all for birthday wishes. I had a good one, and blessedly relaxed one ( Read more... )

I was standing in the checkout line of the local grocery store today with 12 cabbages and one garlic batard when the man behind me asked if all that cabbage was for sauerkraut. "No," I replied. "They're supposed to represent the human head."

At which point the conversation abruptly ended.

I love my job.

So I'm reading a horse riding manual today, and in the beginning it suggests learning how to vault on and off of a moving horse in order to gain complete comfort and banish fear of falling. "Hmm, vaulting," I said. "How curious. Perhaps there are Youtube videos ( Read more... )