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1. How tall are you barefoot?
Between 5'4 and 5'7 depending on who's security camara you look at.
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
Smoked? No.
3. Do you own a gun?
Not legally.
4. Do you play the ads on the side of the screen?
I make the ads on the side of the screen
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?
Nerves of steel, baby. Nerves of steel. Just don't let a spider near me.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
I read a news atricle about some 12 year old girl who had to go to the emergency room to get a frozen one removed from a very funny place, so now they make me giggle.
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
"I ain't gettin' nothin' for Christmas" and
'Carol of the Bells"
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
A forty.
9. Can you do push ups?
Like the frozen sherbet treat? Perv. Didn't you just read my story about the hot dog?
10. Is your bathroom clean?
Only if I am the one that cleans it. Everybody else does a sub par job. Sorry guys, but I am real OCD about bathroom cleanliness.
11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
It's a piece of metal that I had to pull from my own spine when I was in prison. I now keep it on a chain to remind myself of the dark times.
14. Do you own a knife?
In fact I have one on me at all times.
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
Only after a lot of coffee or if I am drunk or really excited about something. Ok, I might, but I don't have to be medicated.
16. Middle Name?
It's starts with a "D"
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
1. I really need to start working out. I am starting to get gooey.
2. I really wish Sophie would stop trying to get under my feet.
3. I feel irrational, so confrontational. To tell the truth like I am getting away with murder.
18. When's your normal bedtime?
It depends on if I am tweakin' or not. So it varies between 830pm and 600am.
19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Vodka Lemonade, Dr. Pepper, Capri Suns
20. What time did you wake up today?
638am. Random I know.
21. Name one person that comes to mind right now.
Tim, a donor from work. I have to remember to let him pick which booth he wants to go into tomorrow morning.
22. Current worry?
That some one will find my stash.
23. Current hate?
Child labor laws and the fact that I can't own a Canadian.
24. Favorite place to be?
Anywhere but in front of this fucking computer.
25. Least favorite place to be?
In front of this fucking computer.
27. Do you own slippers?
Yes. Fuzzy purple ones ones and sequined ruby ones.
28. What shirt are you wearing?
My grey Superman one. It provoked the checkers at Costco to hit on me by asking my opions on Superman. Yay for super heros and boobs!
29. Do you tan or burn?
Both. At the same time.
30. Favorite color(s)?
Red, green, blue, black. Like blood and bruises.
31. Would you be a pirate?
If scurvey is included then no thanks, but if I can get around that then hells yes!
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
I don't sing in the shower. <.< >.> What the fuck you talkin' about?
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
I was pretty sure that just about eveything could get me at night, which is why I have a complex now.
35. What's in your pockets right now?
I have a wocket in my pocket.
36. Last thing/person that made you laugh
Justin calling dibs on my piece o' cake at work today.
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
I didn't have sheets. I had to use newspaper i found in the street.
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
A demon tried to steal my sould one. That really hurt.
40. Are your parents still together?
No. They were successfully separated at birth.
41. Who is your loudest friend?
Darci. Did you know that they use recordings of her laugh to keep lions out of camp sights in Africa?
42.Does someone have a crush on you?
I am pretty much a mundo bitch to most people I know.... so no. Nobody has a crush on me. However I bet if you ask around you could find my name and "crush" in the same sentence.
44. Do you wish on shooting stars?
Yeah, but don't tell anyone.
45. What is your favorite book?
The Art of War
46.what is your favorite candy?
The kind I find at parties.
47. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
If the cops ask, say that I was with you from 1130pm to 437am.