Dolphins!

[rosnbery]

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,1577753,00.html?gusrc=rss

What. The. Fuck.

Comments

[mmccue]

"What Lassie? Timmy's in the Ocean? And Flipper has him hostage?"
"Woof."
"...but Lassie, what is Skull Druggery?"
"Woof. Bark. Woof."
"Flipper! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

The onion can tell the future

[god_ot]

Compare:

Fake news [8/30]: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28315

and nearly a month later...

Real news [9/25]: http://observer.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,1577753,00.html?gusrc=rss

I tell you no lie my friend - it's consciousness rising.

[vergiliad]

Hey James! Can I be your LiveJournal friend?
I've been meaning to ask and you can guess how well I've gotten around to it.

Allison

[rosnbery]

Only because you're cute, and witty.

[vergiliad]

Aw! Yay.

A.