I could have seen you. At least twice.

Sad day.

Hooray! I got a C in Mammals of the Northwest. You can now call me Professor Morgan! Did I just mispell professor? Did I just mispell mispell ( Read more... )

Tomorrow is Buy Nothing Day. Do it! Or... DON'T do it, rather.

http://adbusters.org/metas/eco/bnd/

i'm so bored right now. i should go to sleep and wake up early and do homework, which i'm way behind on. but i can't. i spent the majority of the day either staring at a computer or TV screen. this is not how i want to live! why haven't i visited my relatives in the UK yet ( Read more... )

TV Party Lyrics ( Read more... )

Why do guys with British accents get laid so easily?

Because women are subconciously attracted to men from far away; it's good for the gene pool.

See, I do learn stuff at Clark.

Love,
-Ross

People who say they like Isn't Anything better than Loveless. Fuck those contrarian motherfuckers. I like to allow people their opinions, and shit. But this shit is just ridiculous ( Read more... )

I just realized I had a dream last night where I had sex with two of the Dixie Chicks. The Dixie Chicks. Out of all the women in the world, my subconcious chooses the Dixie Chicks. And I did do the short pudgy one, if you're wondering.

Waka fellow Ross_Eye-kateers! How goes it? Things are pretty good in my camp. I shacked up with my brother at the beginning of summer this summer, but I've only now decided to "share" it with you all. Since fucking when did "share" take the place of "tell"? I "share" my pot with you, I don't "share" my opinion on the last episode of House. I "tell ( Read more... )

Sorry about that picture of my hideous mound of flesh. Here's a Fall song to cleanse the palette ( Read more... )