what did santa say when 50 cent gave him a turtle neck for christmas?

GEE YOU KNIT!?

remember that one time beavis and butthead went to the hoover dam and beavis asked if it was a "god-dam"?

yeah, that was pretty awesome.

i can't fucking believe i have to get up at 6:30am tommorrow for jury duty. that's so shitty. last night orin said something that pretty much hit the nail on the head. it was in the vein of "ross, for being in such a popular band you have a pretty lame social life ( Read more... )

wow. home from what was the best tour we've done yet. the last two weeks have been spent with some of the greatest people i've ever known and no doubt some of the best shows we've ever played. i still can't believe dennis lyxzen actually came to see our band at the whisky in hollywood. fuck. anyway, i wanna keep this short so i'll just sum it up ( Read more... )

so i'm home now. not for long, but i needed a little break before going out to rock the world again. the last two nights have been kinda dissapointing, except for seeing Salem on friday and getting to see some homies. i'm taking off again on friday and i have the whole house to myself so hopefully i'll get some good times in. yeahhhh, call me up.

hey dudes. chillin in providence. i'm gonna fly home next friday the 21st for about a week or so before our next tour, so call me and we'll party hard. that means YOU.

xoxo

long drives, broken axles, full out brawls, gay hotels with dudes trying to fuck my butt, drunkenness, hand grenades, getting punched in the face, screaming kids, arrested dudes, court dates, fines, more drunkenness, parties, sex proposals, two weeks down two months to go. word.

played baltimore last night. playing richmond tonite. werd.

jaywentwest: Let's talk about Britney Spears tits

youresocinematic: lets talk about your uncanny resemblance to ted danson

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