Been a long time since I've been this grossed out.

If you take my advice, I would advise that you NOT click the link below. If you have an incredibly morbid personality, then by all means, but don't say I didn't warn you.

( Not For the Weak of Constitution )

So, I now have a new position at the Shelter and a new schedule (both of which being something like the sixth such change in half-again as many months); hopefully these will actually last for a bit longer than 6 or so weeks like every other new position and schedule I've gotten at this hellhole has. Also, in slightly brighter news, I also have a ( Read more... )

One would think that before bitching me out and treating me like an imbecile for forgetting to do something that you told me to do, you would, in fact, TELL ME TO DO IT IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE.

God I fucking hate that place.

$3,410,814 net worth. Hah!

Let the sexual harassment lawsuits commence!

Well, this is a first. I mean, I've had some odd foresight dreams before, but this one just simply takes the cake.

First, I would just like to not the somewhat ridiculous number of posts I've made in the past few days - this isn't a habit, so on the off-chance that anyone out there actually gives a fuck, I wouldn't expect this to be a regular thing ( Read more... )

I shouldn't be thinking this. This is wrong, it's sick and wrong and really bad for the state of my soul, but I can't help it. It just sounds so good.

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And I don't even like coffee.

It has recently come to my attention that humans are, by and large, sick fucks. And this amuses me to no end.

I don't give these very often, so hopefully y'all will listen up: Go here now: http://www.pandora.com/

Right the fuck now. You shan't regret it, I promise.