Shara On Pwning LiveJournal

[rotncandy]

7 WAYS TO PWN LJ
by armyofshara

1. FRIENDS ONLY BITCH. Your journal must be friends only. If your journal is public then anybody who so desires can stop by and read it whenever they want without you knowing. By making your journal friends only, not only are you denying all the LJ losers access to your journal, you get to enjoy doing it. They have to comment and

Comments

[rotncandy]

no no no no Miss JenN YOU are the pwn'ed goddess. I could never pwn the way you do. I'm commenting back to a comment which is a big no-no and I was listening to Avril when I wrote that. I break lots of those rules all the time. I couldn't pwn LJ if my life depended on it. I suck.

*kills herself*

[rotncandy]

I think hell is going to be a tad overwhelmed when we both show up at the same time. Word.

[ex_eightysix128]

i love you.

[rotncandy]

Haha I love you too James. I tried to comment on your entry earlier for like 20 minutes but LJ kept saying it was in read only mode. I was just gonna offer you an e-beer or an e-cigarette and tell you you rock and to keep your chin up but LJ is a fuck and never lets me comment when I want. I think the servers are trying to help me pwn and shit. heh heh heh.

=]

[ex_eightysix128]

fuckin lj. that's what brought us together, that and the ppl bitching about paid accounts.

[markahix]

Your current music is a direct contradiction to Rule number 7.

You are so not pwning LJ.

*hugs*

Go ahead, feel priveledged that I actually commented.

[rotncandy]

*ahem* I HATE Avril Lavigne and was so not listening to her. She's such a poseur. I mean why do you have go and make things so complicated Mark?

You should feel privileged that I'm commenting back to you. I didn't comment at all. This is a figment of your imagination sir.

love ya

[lyndsay]

ROFL
<33

Also. I was listening to Holier Than Thou when I read it so I got all excited and was about to jump up and down but then I didn't because I thought I would be uncool =P

[rotncandy]

Good job at the not jumping up and down Lyndsay. You are pwning like a rockstar now. *jumps up and down at how much you pwned*

=] *smooches*

[vendetta_x]

This is the best post evaaar! Not only and I saving to my memories, but I'm also masturbating. >.

[rotncandy]

Hahahaha I love you. And your icon is pwning my post into next year.

[vendetta_x]

You need to come on AIM!!!