my days keep getting weirder. somebody stop me before i eat my own feet and wash 'em down with a gallon of yellowtail. i'm to a point of giggling at myself/to myself/with myself.
weird is finding a thong on the ground in front of the EMU in the middle of the afternoon. don't worry, i didn't pick it up or anything but how do you not notice you've taken off your underwear and left them on the sidewalk? weird is also dreaming that my nose began to cave in on itself and my brain started to hollow out but somehow i could still seen inside and it didn't hurt. weird is being elected captain, which i think just may happen in another couple of hours or so. yellowtail!
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weird is also dreaming that my nose began to cave in on itself and my brain started to hollow out but somehow i could still seen inside and it didn't hurt.
weird is being elected captain, which i think just may happen in another couple of hours or so.
yellowtail!
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