the first royal decree ♕ video

[roturiercafe]

[When the light comes on, it shows a quaint, darkened French-style bedroom with all the lights on an interesting chair in the center - in fact, it kind of looks like a throne. All the windows have heavy curtains drawn over them, so the actual bedroom behind the throne is hard to see - but this doesn't matter, because suddenly, within a second or

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[video]

[fightswithsocks]

Stop talking. You're fucking annoying.

[not here]

[toomanypetals]

[Gdit you stole my post.]

[not here]

[fightswithsocks]

[Wait...you mean...they actually agree on something?

Oh shit. World's ending.]

[not here]

[toomanypetals]

[Quick, tell God we're sorry, and that Armageddon doesn't have to come. D:]

[ninthserenade]

What if you're kinda in a relationship with someone?

[roturiercafe]

We welcome all relationships! You're welcome to spend time with us no matter what your personal status is~!

[Video]

[meat_gum]

...Host club? I dunno, that sounds pretty shady.

[video]

[roturiercafe]

Shady? [oh, hello there Prince Charming.]

Why, of course not, Princess! We love making our guests happy~! We'll do just about anything to make sure of it!

[meat_gum]

...Really shady. Are you even listening to yourself, mister?

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[roturiercafe]

[Video]

[toomanypetals]

Shut the fuck up. I don't need another headache.

[video] /piles on the pity

[roturiercafe]

...

Did I... Did I do something wrong...?

[Video] /GETS MORE ANNOYED.

[toomanypetals]

Tch! You're fucking loud, flamboyant, and you're babbling.

[video] /PITYYYYYYY

[roturiercafe]

I just wanted to make people happy.

[Video] HAHAHA MINATO'S GONNA HATE HIM

[derparcana]

A host club... I think I've heard of these.

[ Entertaining ladies? He is SO there. ] Oh, that sounds awesome! Hey, my name is Ryoji Mochizuki! Me and my friend Minato Arisato would love to help you out. We already have women falling around us left and right, anyway, so I don't see why we can't put our abilities to good use.

[video] LOL OH GOOD THIS SHOULD END WELL

[roturiercafe]

I'll put you both down, then! I think you'll fit in well here~

[video] SORRY FOR THE LATENESS. /on hiatus derp

[derparcana]

Minato-kun will enjoy it! I'm sure he will. Besides, he needs to get out more and have fun! I'm sure he'll thank me later. Sometimes you just have to give your friends a push in the right direction~

THAT'S OKAY. <3

[roturiercafe]

Of course~! I have to push Kyouya into it pretty often! [wink! smile!]