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[rotw_say_i]

Spiders on the front porch. Roaches on the back porch. Cave Cricket's in the basement. Stepping out of my house for a cigarette at night just keeps getting grosser.

I think I can solve the spiders though. At least.

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[rotw_say_i]

Seriously though, if you stand facing my front door right now, there are seven fucking spiders dancing in your peripheral vision. And one asshole who just hangs out in front of the door. In the middle of my goddamn doorway. MY doorway. Fuck them.