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[rouecinnamon]

This year I wrote a stream of conciousness story for my mom... And yes, I wrote it on mothers day. I live life on the edge man.

I warn you, it's crazy. And fairly unedited since I gave it to her an hour after I wrote it, thus there may be tonnes of grammar and typo crap.

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[bradgillissie]

Just then Mr. T smashed through the patio doors in a flurry of mother-loving justice. <--- This is why I love you, Dan. Will you be my son while I be the motherly figure?

[aka_evie]

you're my hero, thats all i can say, you're my hero

[alimac1014]

Dan I love your mom wish her a happy mother's day for everyone lol.... and you're right no mother's day is complete without macaroni

[blue_soaring]

I am two parts appalled, two parts amused, and one part as -of-yet undecided. XD

And is it a bad thing that as soon as you say Mr. T, all I can hear is your mother saying, "Heeeeey. Lookin' mighty fine in them there jeans." Complete with the Appropriate Voice, naturally.

[rouecinnamon]

Don't worry, she loved it and laughed quite a bit.

But keep that appalled in, it makes the concouction taste better.

[shizzlystyx]

you = officially GOD.