Chocolate

[rougedragon]

chocolate rations are crap. Kind of on par with Easter egg chocolate. a conclusion i came to last year.

m&m rations however, despite their 2 years past their "best before" date, are most edible and still enjoyable.

Comments

[iggo]

The army gets M&M rations? *joins*

[rougedragon]

I think my work needs to give m&m rations.

Or just not cut off staff soft drink like theyre planning to do. what a way to kill morale!

[roccondilrinon]

Oooooh, that's waaaay too lenient. Chocolate ration is the pits. As far as chocolate is concerned. Still lightyears ahead of broccoli, but IMO way worse than easter eggs. Unless the Army gets much better chocolate rations than the shit they give to the Air Force. Or the "real Air Force" shit they gave us in the cadets was bullshit.

Come to think of it, if it wasn't bullshit then it was the only stuff that wasn't. The whole squadron was a farce. The only thing worth anything at all was the flying, and we didn't do nearly enough of that. The straw that broke this particular camel's back was that I was assumed to be gay because I (along with one other guy) got along better with the two girls in our recruit class than I did with the other guys (except said other guy, who I did connect with - I think his name was Jack, it was a while back). And that this was a bad thing.

*gets off bitchbox*

[rougedragon]

I could make air force jokes. or cadet ones! oh please cadet ones!

oh, and you rhymed. :-p