Fuck OKCupid!

[rough_ryder]

Actually, I think what I should say is fuck 50%(,i>or more) of the people in my matches list. Everytime I find someone who looks interesting and I'm at least 67% sure doesn't want to wear my skull as a helm and wield my spine as a sword, their profile always ends with "I'm a regular user..." or "I love my kids" or "I value a deep personal

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[massicar]

After spending some time on OKC I have to agree with your assessment about our region. When I sort my matches by match% and put the distance at 250mi, the first 10 or 12 pages of matches are all in the Twin Cities, or Omaha. The highest match I have within 100mi is like 60-something percent, and even those have major turn-offs like what you listed off.

tl;dr - we need to move to MPLS or something.

[rough_ryder]

Yeah, welcome to the midwest = suckville!

You know my intentions of moving south some day, you and Britt wanna pack your shit into a uhaul with mine and move to New Mexico or some other such NON-South Dakota and NON-wintery locale when she finishes up with school?

I think it would work, it'd be a solid year at least before we're ready to kill each other I'd think maybe 15 months on the outside :P

[massicar]

A whole year? I dunno, you might want to talk to some of my former roommates about that one. :P

At the very least, I'd want to move to the Twin Cities. I mean, they have the 3rd largest Pride fest in the nation, and the highest percentage of gays and lesbians of any city in the country. You can't deny that wouldn't be fun to be around.

[rough_ryder]

Truthfully I've never been around more than a single gay person in a small group setting, so I wouldn't know what to expect from that.

Like I said before screw winter, I'm tired of going 5MPH in a corner and spinning out.

I doubt you're ad bad as others perceptions, you and EJ made it two years. I think that says a lot.

[ara_kun]

I'm getting tired of the people who keep mailing me... most of which who are single/married males between the ages of 30 and 40. T_T

The fact that I have "hunting" and "fishing" as a couple of my hobbies means of 30-40 yr old males that mail me, most appear to be huge hicks with a really high enemy percentage.

Frustrating.

I feel your pain, and agree with you on the 'users with children,' mostly because I hate children.

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Also!

[ara_kun]

Ok, you know that quiver function? Yeah, I'm marked as bisexual and all they put in there are guys! ARGH. TIRED OF MEN IN THE QUIVER. GRR.
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Re: Also!

[rough_ryder]

Check your OKCupid PM's.

[coconut_tropics]

All my matches are guys I know, related to, dated or ones that have "no fatties" listed on there profiles. All though I will have to say that I am quite fond of my #1 match in Sioux Falls, that is Josh. I also have to agree with the Quiver thing, omg! What criteria are they even using for this? I had a 58 year old in mine.