Rewards

[rough_trader]

"A cop knelt and kissed the feet of a priest, and the queer threw up at the sight of that"
Given £100 on the 25th in celebration at my speedy exit from a birth canal, the day after I discover £5 on the streets of Hackney while today I discover I am to be the recipient of £50 for having given customer satisfaction.  I then discovered that I was also

Comments

[george_tolhurst]

Jesus you miserable bastard. Show a bit of gratitude occasionally. You could have got fuck all for your birthday; a disciplinary at work for a customer complaint; a slow hand clap from your team members and trod in a dog turd in the street, the shit soaking your toes through a hole in yur shoe. If you don't like your job you do have degree you could always use...