it's an emo Mary and Jesus pair!

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 I'm scared of my shadow cuz my room is lit improperly
I've got a weight on top of me of comical proportions
and according to rumor my sense of humor
is destructive as a tumor and invasive as abortion
one note repeating, other notes adjusting
so you can stop listening if you stop interrupting
cuz nothing ever changes in my art (if you can call it that)
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hell yeah, I just wish this image insert command was working right now

time to have a cigarette and then do some laundry, then maybe take a little nap.

yeah man

yeah

 got the job at CVS -- I start tomorrow night ( Read more... )

 this is actually really impressive -- it's a guy doing 101 impressions is under 4 minutes.

 
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 Winston Churchill quotes

awesome

So on the survey/questionnaire portion of the CVS application, there are only three ratings you can get -- green, yellow, and red. I was yellow, ALMOST green, so while I could technically get hired, the big man told me to retake the application to get green. How, do you ask? Lying. Yes, he told me to ignore what was true and just say what they want ( Read more... )

I share a birthday with:

Marquis de Sade
Stacy Keach
Wayne Brady
Dana Carvey
Charlie Watts (Rolling Stones' drummer)
Pope Pius X
Jerry Mathers ("Leave It to Beaver")
Justin Long (young guy from "Live Free or Die Hard")
Sally Kellerman (Hot Lips Houlihan)
Johnny Weissmuller (Tarzan)
Beetlejuice (from Howard Stern)
B-Real (Cypress Hill)
Fabrizio Moretti (The ( Read more... )