Sorry... Hang on a sec. That bit in Oldboy where the guy steals a cigarette out of street punk's mouth and proceeds to beat the shit out of all his streetpunk friends is coming up ( Read more... )

I need a shave. And a haircut. And a drink.

No Leigh, no drink. Coffee is what you need. Lots and lots of coffee.

And a cheese sandwhich. Hmmm...

Of course all these things are just lame substitutes from what I'm really missing.

...

LORD OF THE RINGS 4!

No.

I'm suprised I even remember the bloody password for this thing ( Read more... )

Er hello world. Hows things?

All of those who say "mwee", "squish" or "huggles" YOU ARE BANISHED FROM THE LAND ( Read more... )

It would be nice to come home from work to something other than cold pizza.

I guess I could buy a girlfriend with the money make. Oh come on! This is funny depressing. I'm Jack Dee really.

Dear Leigh ( Read more... )

I hate this being on the tip of my tongue.

I'm beginning to realise that the only obstacle in my life is me.

MAN: (v.o) As a child my parents used to tell me not to step on the cracks in the pavement- that's where the bears lived.... Then later when they thought I could handle it- where Satan lived. And so I grew up believing that if the natural gait of your stride avoided the cracks in the pavement then you were somehow at one with the ryhthm of the ( Read more... )

I got AAC. ABC including my As levels.

Good but not good enough by the looks of things.