This year I resolve to stop slipping my birth control pills into the drinks of girls who I think are too ugly to procreate. .

i cant believe it took me 17 years to understand the truth.

so orlando was fun. i thoroughly enjoyed visiting and hanging out with some friends. saw some people which i havent seen in a while, like jelani (my second favorite black man in the world, shawn's still in first). thanks marc for your hospitality, and the BALLZ ( Read more... )

i hate all the sappy things people write about. but im happy despite everything that went on this weekend, and i feel like sharing it with you ( Read more... )

i hate the human race ( Read more... )

ok so all this time i thought i was stupid, i was wrong.

i got a 28. i got 100% bright futures.

somebody kiss me please because i am so incredibly happy right now...

!!!!!!!!!

there are quite a number of people that i really miss lately.

some people would probably take that the wrong way.

and its sad to think that they might not miss me. oh well.

ive decided that 'hear you me' is officially the saddest song ever created. thanks jimmy.

"What's right is often overlooked in favor of what is convenient."

i had the most amazing time on the cruise ( Read more... )

if there was one thing i wish i could do, it definately wouldn't be to fly or have Xray vision or anything like that. i just want to understand people. does that sound weird? let me explain ( Read more... )