At what point in time did a B+ become unsatisfactory?
When did anything less than an A start feeling like the lowest F?
Fucking grades...

Alright, so this is going to be a short entry....

Hmm...I tried a new naked juice today. It's green and has seaweed in it...I really like it.
MMMMM...seaweed....

Argh...I was ghetto pissed this morning...I set my alarm for around 10:00, so I could get up and go to church
(yes, I did remember to set my clock ahead for daylight savings).
And, it went ( Read more... )

P.S. I tried 'Naked Juice' today for the first time...It tasted mildly of fruit with an overwhelming textural resemblence to liquid chalk...

I must say I quite enjoyed it...

                                                             The Two Faces of Me

Yellow tile abuses her knees

when acid devours her inwards.

Her mind sees her body

falling through quicksilver.

Permeating that liquid mirror,

to chase a white rabbit.

And finding nothing

but the fading grin of a Cheshire cat,

she’ll run.

To fall back ( Read more... )

The backs of her eyelids
Are television static
And she holds a black rosary
Tangled in sugary fingers.
Thoughts swell and bloat in her skull
As her eyes bleed her blushing soul
Quietly down iron cheeks.

Rusted lips that part to exhale
Choke on sawdust,
And she is impregnated with decay.
Shamefaced,
Crying venomous tears that poison her vision,
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I love to write. However, I hate the sitting, waiting for ideas to come to me when I want to write something. I would very much like to be able to just sit down, say 'I am now going to write a magnificent poem about blahblah.' and do it. As it is though, that's not the way it works and I can only keep the fact that I feel like writing something in ( Read more... )

Well, I've successfully crushed another attempted mutiny by my eyebrows...
These eyebrows of mine get these radical ideas that they can try to take over my face little by little, but they are once again no match for yon tweezers...

Preceding said hair ripping was a shower, which was most definitely cold. “Cold as a witch’s ear in a brass hat” as my ( Read more... )

Of all the shitty things that have ever happened to me in my life, nothing has ever made me cry as much as mathematics. One brief glance at:
f*1 = f = f o f*0, f*2 = f o f*1f*3 = f o f*2 gives:
f*3(10) = f(10(e ln(2/25)2 + 0.1e ln(2/25 + 0.1)e ln(2)/25 + 0.1
caused me to burst into tears for about twenty minutes this morning.
I'm supposed to know what ( Read more... )

I have about three shots of vodka in me right now...Which, some people might judge, but I'm not ashamed of what I do...Either way, I should probably not type anything...But I'm going to anyhow...semi-Macdrunkus away!!! dundundun....

So right now, it's about two in the morning, and I'm in one of those moods where I really just want to talk. I don't ( Read more... )

Mmm, it's snowing right now, the kind of big fat snowflakes that I like. The ones the that stick in my eyelashes when I walk, and still dust my hair when I walk inside.

*sigh* You know, life is really starting to get in the way of my laziness and antiproductivity. All this homework stuff is severly cutting into my procrastination time. And to be ( Read more... )