The Guide to Getting High, Getting Drunk and Banging Sluts

[rowermenace]

Hell yeah you’re reading this article. I figured it was high time to stop bullshitting the readers of this livejournal and just give them what they want - nay, what they DESERVE. You guys don’t give a shit about “class” or “laundry” or “sports” or “parents.” College is about one thing: Getting high, getting drunk, and banging slutty-ass sluts. I

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[thefuddyduddy]

jesus christ, matt...