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[roxanathedork]

The health center just gave me Christmas colored condoms. This, obviously, means that the health center is anti-semitic and it should be protested against like Mel Gibson.

Who's with me?

Oh, and I have vague plans to chain myself to a tree in the quad, but I don't remember why... but is anyone with me on that, too?

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[_dahne_]

Aaahahahah Christmas comdoms.
Demand Hannukah condoms! And ones for Kwanzah!
And all the other holidays that aren't special enough to get their own birth control.
The ones for April Fool's day could have a hole in the tip.

...okay. I have to stop now.

[roxanathedork]

april fools day condoms.... i see a law suit ridden future!!! hahahaha. marvelous.

[_oh_golly]

could the chains have anything to do with protesting christmas colored condoms?

[paperpenguin]

So were these condoms red and green or red and green striped?

I feel like starting a weird collection of...FREE CONDOMS!

[_oh_golly]

oh man, i just got the most horrible imagery of candy cane colored condoms.

*shudder*