The Richmond Legacy: Generation 10 Chapter 1!
Author's Note: No I haven't been playing ridiculous amounts of Sims lately So I am back to post the first chapter of Generation Ten! Wheeee! I'm so excited to finally be doing this, I am going to finish the legacy challenge! <3 I hope I haven't forgotten how to write comedy legacies, lol. And I do hope you enjoy this! I've been having tons of fun with this family, and I hope it comes through in the chapters :) Well, enjoy!
The Richmond Legacy: Generation 10, Chapter 1
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So, since all four of the generation nine sims were children basically a few sim days ago, their rooms are still a little childish. I'm proud of them though and think they're adorable, so you get to see pictures of all of them. This is Chance's - he wants to be an astronaut, you'll remember.
Also, that's his pet turtle, E.T. He loves that thing, as evidenced by the cover <3
Jude has a dinosaur room (and a pet lizard named T. Rex lolol I'm so creative)
Seren has the pirate room, which I'm totally going to do again because GAH it's adorable. Also her parrot is named Jack. OMG I CAN DO THEMES
....um and Jonah doesn't have a decorated room because honestly he was a toddler really recently
Also I sort of have a grudge against him because he looks just like both his brothers and doesn't really have a personality...
Jonah: Yeah what you're really trying to say is you just don't care enough to make an effort.
...No? :S
Serendipity: Hi there Jack!
Jack: Fuck off!
Seren: Oh, I taught him well :)
Jack: Chance is a loser, Chance is a loser *squawk*
Seren: I love this bird
Chance: I am not a loser.
I think I just wanted face shots of all the kids out of CAS
So here you go!
Jude has quite the combo of traits...
Evil AND Insane. He's fun.
Jude: THAT DINOSAUR IS ABOUT TO EAT MY FACE OFF AGGHHHH *strangles self* RUN FOR YOUR LIFE WHILE YOU STILL CAN
Maybe this enormous dino head really scared him as a child... like scared him out of his mind?
It's a lot of fun having ghosts roaming the house, I'd forgotten what that's like! This is Autumn, who is Ruby's mother and thus these kids' great-grandmother <3 Even in death she does the same thing she did all day when she was alive xD
Seren: You know, I sort of feel like this room is a little... I don't know... Childish?
What? Why would you say that?
Seren: The firetruck and the panda are keeping the princess hostage on that island by the desk, and the rest of the toys are banding together to save her. I'm an adult now, you know. This is silliness.
Yes but it's CUTE silliness!
Seren: Shut up. Don't you know I'm Rebellious?! I can't be seen like this.
Fine fine, I'll edit your room.
Eventually
Seren promptly went outside to hang out with her horse... still in her underwear.
Seren: Screw you, don't you know the only cool way to ride a horse is in lingerie?
Her LTW is the horse one, if you'll remember.
Jude: NEEIEIIIGHHH I AM A HORSE TOO! DON'T YOU LOVE ME SEREN?!
Serendipity: Uhm, bye
Chance: Mmm, French toast... my siblings are totally normal... what a nice breakfast.
Jonah: I slept in so I wouldn't have to eat next to the rest of my siblings.
Good call. I think Jude is having a... stressful... transition to adulthood
Jonah: And I'm the one who was a child yesterday! Wimp.
Unfortunately Jonah slept a little too late, and didn't have time to eat before he was forced to attend his graduation ceremony.
Jonah: But I didn't even go to high school! And I'm sooo hungry...
Sorry, bud, I don't make the rules
Jonah: These aren't rules, this is oppression! I will be speaking to somebody about this.
Anyway, they all graduated, yay!
Chance: Dude, you were supposed to wait for all of us to come out so we could throw our diplomas together!
Jonah (or Jude, I can't tell from far away :S): Who are we kidding, that never ever happens in this game.
Jude (the one without stubble! That's how to tell): YAY I GRADUATED!
Chance & Jonah: *so over it*
Jonah was voted Most Likely to Get Arrested
Jude was Most Likely to Take Over the World
Chance was Most Likely to Save the World (maybe from Jude?)
Serendipity got Most Artistic... probably because of her awesome facial piercings <3
Then we set about getting jobs! Chance is in the military career, I assume supervised by this gorgeous lady
Chance: Way too close, definitely inside my personal bubble.
Military Lady: WELCOME TO THE PROGRAM SWEETHEART! YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE IT!
Chance: =/
Jude also got a job, at a somewhat less official-looking location
Jude: Long live criminals, dude
...Sure, that's a great slogan. Catchy.
Jude: Whatever
Jonah only cared about one thing though.
Jonah: MY BELOVED FRENCH TOAST, I HAVE RETURNED FOR YOU
His 'career' (mixology) isn't as demanding as his brothers' :P
Seren got started right away too!
Serendipity: No time to waste changing clothes, got to start training!
I suppose any outfit is better for riding than undies, so...
Poor Chance had to start working out for his job
Chance: I have... NO... muscles...
Chance: I want to be an astronaut because I love science and space... No one told me I was going to have to work out :(
Apparently astronauts start out as latrine cleaners, eh?
Apparently the house didn't have a bar, so I added one by the hot tub outside. I would love to sit in there and have drinks served to me by my own personal bartender!
Well except that Jonah is horrible at it so far.
Jonah: Hehe... I really didn't just drop that... swear.
All in all it was a day for relentlessly skilling. Sorry there had to be fifteen pictures of that D:
Well except for Charlie who exists spent the day being adorable because YAY PETS
Seren: I feel like I stumbled upon some sort of crime scene...
Vampire gnome 1: ...and now he is SLAIN
VG 2: YES. THE RITUAL CAN NOW COMMENCE
VG 3&4: ALL HAIL SATAN
Seren: ...time to leave
Honestly I just think her room is so cute and I had to take one last picture before I finally remodeled it!
Here's Serendipity's new and improved adult room!
I love it so much you get two pictures of it... sorrynotsorry
Chance's room is still appropriately nerdy, now with even more space-looking items thanks to Into the Future!
Jude's room is... I don't know? Essentially the same?
And I went with an islandy theme for Jonah, because it totally fits him come on he has a beanie and a bro tank
Chance: You know I'm about to make dinner, if you wanted to wait you could have some
Seren: ...ehhh
Seren: Too hungry to wait.
Chance: Dude but it's going to be good, seriously
Seren: But is it ready now? No. And is it grilled salmon made by the five-star chef of Appaloosa Plains? Didn't think so.
Chance: *mutters* at least I wasn't too lazy to change out of graduation robes from this morning, and at least I can cook for myself
Chance: *grumbles* fine I'll eat it myself
Jude: I will eat your confounded salad, dear brother, goddamnit
Chance: Um... thanks?
Jude; I will hate every minute of it but I will do it for YOU
Jonah: WHAT IS THIS WATERY MADNESS DESCENDING FROM THE SKY?!
(not that you can see it at all in the picture but it's raining, the Richmonds' first experience with weather other than sunny warmth)
*the next morning*
Chance: I don't know WHY I chose a job where I have to wake up before sunrise every day *grumbles some more*
And shave your head, apparently
Chance: Don't worry, it grows back when I take off the uniform
Oh, phew, that's normal
Wtf I have so many pictures of skilling
I'm so sorry this chapter is about nothing
But aren't Seren and Dusky so cuuuute?
How's the mixology going?
Jonah: Helps to be in my underwear
...Good... are your drinks turning out any better?
Jonah: either that or I've had so many of them that I can't judge properly anymore
Maybe you should take a break...?
Jonah: GOOD IDEA I WANT A TATTOO
Drunk decision making is always good right?
Meanwhile Dusky and Seren are both enjoying a nice break from training over at the equestrian center! DUSKY IS ROLLING ON THE GROUND OMG I LOVE HORSES OKAY DONE
Then Seren spotted a cute boy!
Seren: Hellloooooooo ;)
Better without that beanie.
Seren: I LOVE HIM JUST THE WAY HE IS
Jonah: Hey old man, you like my hot pants?
Tattoo artist: Is this man drunk?
Jonah: No I just see you eyeing my sexy leopard pants ;)
Tattoo artist: ... please don't sue me later
Jonah: I FEEL LIKE AN ANGEL <3
Tattoo artist: ??
Jonah: YOU ARE MAKING ME SO BEAUTIFUL THANK YOU SO MUCH
I think they turned out awesome!
At home, Chance is enjoying the water slide
It's all any of them do if I leave them alone!
Chance: I'm sliding through a tongue right now :)
He needed a break from that to play in the sandbox, though.
I swear, they are eternal children
Jonah (from water slide): MAYBE BECAUSE TWO SIM DAYS AGO I WAS A CHILD??
*cough* about that... heh...
Jonah: It's okay, I forgive you. You didn't delete the water slide, so all is not lost.
Then I remembered Seren and her cute boyfriend (well, not yet, but...)
EXCEPT THIS IS A CHILD
SEREN WHERE DID HE GO? SEREN
Serendipity: ...NOT A MUMMY! :O *shocked*
He got away :/
Oh well, joke's on Seren because he's married which we find out later when he tells her to fuck off
His loss I say!
Seren does her first horse shows! Yay for the most annoying mini-game in the entire game...
Hey Jude! (HEYYYY JUUUUUDE heh) How was work?
Jude: Don't even talk to me, let alone sing that infernal song
Jude: 'Nah nah nah nanana naaaahhhhh' MY ASS
Jude: I HATE THAT SONG AND EVERYONE WHO SINGS IT
.....long day? Maybe you should go... wind down...?
Jude: I love you T-Rex. I'm glad I have someone who understands me.
In other news, routing for horses in this game works approximately 20% of the time.
Dusky: I WANT TO JUMP ON THE TRAMPOLINE TOO
Dusky: *mutates* SEE I CAN CLIMB THE STEPS
Oh my god this is terrifying please help
Jonah: I am so happy I live in a household where it's acceptable to walk around in my underwear. Because even if it wasn't, I would still do it.
Seren: Acceptable?! But I was trying to be edgy =/
So edgy that she then proceeds to write a love note to... whatever that guy's name was at the park earlier. sorry i forgot
Seren: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MY DEAR
Also ignore the computer in the way, I swear she's writing this the old-fashioned way to really win his heart!
...she got a letter back the next day saying 'never contact me again you creep' (well, in words maybe a little nicer)
Seren: I can't believe I just wrote a LOVE LETTER. What am I some sort of softie SAP? Ughhh.
*spray paints graffiti in the basement*
Seren: Much better.
Also I got her a motorcycle! She makes the BEST faces while riding it <3 I'd say she's made up for her moment of sappy weakness *nods*
Chance: What has been seen in those latrines... cannot be unseen... I need to burn it off my skin *sets hot tub temperature way up*
Poor baby, the road to being an astronaut is tough :(
Chance: JONAH! Can you please make me something? ...Strong
Jonah: Sorry bro, I'm busy tending these plants that no one else cares about... JUST LIKE ME
Jude: What a lovely day to be sunbathing in my outerwear *smirks evilly*
Jonah: Mind if I sit with you, bro? Looks like a nice idea!
Jude: Ugh YOU'RE here? *pouts*
Jonah: Well fine, since nobody loves me... I guess I'll just play in the sand NAKED
...why?
Jonah: Actually i'm not sure why I thought this was a good idea... there is sand in places I didn't even know I had....
TMI my friend
Jude: I LOVE JEWELS
Why are you in the basement staring at our three relics from France?
Jude: DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME? JEWELS GO SO WELL WITH MY SWIMSUIT
Um okay... let's try finding you a lady
*scans entire town and no one apparently lives here at all*
Well this lady looks nice! ummm... recently single, so that's a bonus...?
She alternated between sobbing and scowling angrily to herself the whole time Jude was making his way over
She's a great catch, I swear
because there are no other single sims in the entire town
Jude: Helloooo gorgeous, I put on my best suit just for you!
Sydney: HELLO DISTANT DESCENDANT OF MINE, I AM JUST HERE TO SUPERVISE YOUR ROMANTIC ENDEAVORS
Well, that's a good sign right??
Jude: You are h-o-t SEXY! Hey, wanna be my roommate?
AND THAT IS WHERE ALL MY TROUBLES BEGIN UGH.
But that's for next time! Because even though absolutely nothing really actually happened in this chapter, it is now 75 pictures long and I don't want to bore you any longer! So, will Jude have any luck wooing this redheaded victim of infidelity? Will Seren ever get with the married dude? Will Jonah and Chance ever find ANYONE? Tune in next time to find out! Maybe. But hey, thanks so much for reading! I hope you enjoyed this update! Let me know in the comments if you did, and I'll see you next time :) Happy simming everyone!