The Richmond Legacy: Generation 10 Chapter 2
Author's Note: Welcome back to the Richmond Legacy! I wonder how many times I've now written that sentence in my life. I'm really happy to actually be doing this legacy! I've gotten pretty ahead in game, and I have a few chapters stored up now! So there will be more to come! Also, if any of you haven't seen Frozen yet, GO DO IT. I've seen it twice now and it's wonderful! <3 Anyway that's super not related, so here's the chapter!
The Richmond Legacy: Generation 10, Chapter 2
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You may remember that when we left off, Jude had just met this beautiful lady (recently divorced after he was caught cheating... a nice touch), Alouette Bird.
Alouette: So you're a criminal, eh? Niiiiice.
Jude: Well, that went over well.
Considering her background, this is going pretty well!
Until Jude tried to kiss her, that is.
Allie (Alouette takes too long to type): HOW DARE YOU
Jude: I-- uh--
Allie: DONT YOU KNOW I HAVE JUST BEEN CHEATED ON?!
Allie: I WILL NEVER KISS A MAN AGAAAIIIINNNN
Jude: Whoooaaa there lady.
Sydney: *in background* You can do it, kid! Win her over! I believe in you!
Jude: ...but do I really want to? :S
Jude: here, look at this funny cat video. Cats always cheer everyone up.
Allie: I don't see any ca--
Jude: Shhhhh, aren't the cats being adorable?!
Sydney: Cat videos and flowers? You sure know the way into a woman's heart. *nods approval*
Jude: RED JUST LIKE YOUR LUSCIOUS HAIR MY SWEET
Allie: Oh! They're beautiful!
Success!
Jude: I have never seen a woman so lovely
Allie: Oh, you're so charming!
Kid: UM, GUYS. I'M TRYING TO DO HOMEWORK HERE? GOSH.
Reading Guy: Yeah and I'm trying to read!!
In a karaoke bar? Really?
Horse: I fart in your general direction.
Jude: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WILL RULE THE UNIVERSE AS EMPEROR OF EVIL
Allie: ..... I should have gone for the hotter younger one. *checks Jonah out*
Jonah: I hate my job.
Man: *continues reading*
Allie and Jude: *fill the club with the horrible sounds of their singing*
Jude & Allie: Let's get rich and buy our parents homes in the south of France!
Once in the dorms last year I went to the bathroom and someone was in the shower listening to that song on repeat, or at least, it started over again right as I was leaving. Half an hour later I went back to take a shower and it was still going!! When I got back to my room I mentioned it to my roommate and she had heard it too, before I had gone to the bathroom. That means someone out there voluntarily listened to that song for OVER HALF AN HOUR on repeat. *shrugs* I mean I like the song all right, but...
Jonah: Tell me about it, goddamn, at least in the actual song the artist can sing, unlike these two losers.
Jude: Fine, we'll stop, asshole. Now, give me a Flaming Flotsam, stat.
Reading Man: *still reads*
Jonah: We don't serve that here anymore... not since 'the incident'.
I swear to God that's what he said in a popup, I laughed so hard! I should've screenshotted it!
Jude: Well fuck you too little brother
Jonah: But for the lovely lady...
Allie: Hit me with the strongest romance drink you've got
Jonah: Coming right up, gorgeous *wink*
Reading Man's Book: LOOK READ ME I AM INTERESTING
Jonah: *whispers* this guy's a loser, amirite?
Allie: Yeah almost as bad as Jude!
Both: HAHAHAHAHA
Long story short, turns out asking a sim to be your roommate doesn't actually make them move in with you (because that makes sense) so I cheated and added Alouette to our household. She's... settling in well?
Allie: CONFLABBIT I HATE THIS GODDAMNED TRASH CAN AND THIS MOTHERFUCKING HAIL!
She's a keeper.
Chance invited a pretty coworker over! This is Maisy Miller. Umm and her child so that's not exactly what we were hoping for
Maisy: Hold on just a sec I gotta take this text... HAHAHA OMFG GURL THAT IS HILARIOUS AHAHAHA
Chance: *stares awkwardly at her ass*
Chance: Sooooo anyway, you married?
Maisy: Nahh I've got commitment issues.
Chance: Oh. Great.
Meanwhile Jonah is the only one who hasn't gotten ANY type of action (if Seren getting shunned by the married man counts as 'action,' that is) so I sent him to the public pool. Wow, sure is popular today
Jonah: Ughh and I picked the WORST chair for my sunbathing. I'm in the shade!
Then this pretty lady walked by!
Jonah: Ooooohhh helllloooooo.
Oriole Bird (Allie's sister!): Hey there sexy ;)
But, as is typical of these things, she has a toddler :/
However, her icon picture totally doesn't do her justice
so here is another picture of her. So preeeeeeetty <3
Fun fact: She's actually married to Seren's crush, the married man from the horse arena!
Oriole: Sorry, I can't be seen flirting with you. I'm married, you see.
Jonah: WELL FINE *faints on purpose*
Oriole: Um, bye
Jonah: I'LL NEVER FIND ANOTHER SO BEAUTIFUL AS YOU. PLEASE RETURN TO ME
Oriole: Nope
Jonah: =(
YOU GUYS I LEFT YOU FOR LIKE ONE HOUR
WHAT HAPPENED
Chance: She faked me out when I tried to give her a high five :(
Maisy: HAH. Loser.
Chance: =(
Maisy: Well, are you going to apologize?!
Chance: ...What?
Maisy: SAY YOU'RE SORRY!
Chance: But--
Maisy: NO. DO IT.
Chance: God, okay, I'm... sorry? That you BETRAYED ME
They made up, though.
Chance: Heehee, a pretty girl is talking to me :3
And against my better judgement, I granted his wish
Then they went on a date! Chance looks so fancy :)
Chance: I can't actually see where I'm going
Oops, I guess he doesn't wear his glasses with formalwear :P
Except the bitch left early!
Maisy: I asked him if I looked beautiful and he said he couldn't tell!
Oh dear...
That night, A BURGLAR!
Chance: Oh, what a lovely melodic sound!
Allie: Smells nice in here
Jonah: YAAAY, burglars!!!
Jude: I will cut you.
Policewoman: I LOVE SPACE.
Seren: *on her way down* Who am I murdering today for waking me up?
Burglar: Awkward...
Seren: HAHAHA she's getting her ass handed to her!
Chance: Big mistake to rob the house of a man in the military, fuckhead!
Jonah: Hey, so do you have a boyfriend?
Cop: This is awkward...
I'm He's desperate, okay?
Next morning...
Jonah: THIS DAY SUCKS.
He got closed up in his bed when he tried to put it away, aww...
Jonah: Don't talk to me.
Jonah: Nothing like a nice sandwich to make your day better!
Alouette: 1) Why are you in your underwear? 2) Why are we eating on this couch? 3) Why is this couch in the bathroom?
Jonah: I'm always in my undies, darling, get used to it.
Allie: And I wondered why you didn't have a girlfriend yet... try showering at least, if you're going to go around shirtless like that.
Seren: Oh hi, Dad!
Alec: What are you doing here, young lady?
Seren: Getting a tattoo, Dad, God. What am I, twelve years old?
Alec: All right, well, no tramp stamps, okay? That's my one condition.
Seren: Fair enough.
Alec: If you mess up her tattoos sir, I will personally mutilate you with a garden shovel.
Tattoo Artist: ...Um okay then, let's get started! :)
Seren: GOD DAD YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME!
Alouette: Yay I'm pregnant. Also, who's this asshole in the pink swimsuit?
You know, I'm actually not sure. He's been here for the past day or two, in fact...
Allie: Well, I can't see with his MASSIVE HEAD IN MY WAY *cough cough*
Asshole: I love this show! :)
Allie: WHO INVITED YOU
So Jonah was still having great luck with the ladies...
Jonah: But... but I put my shirt on and everything! =(
Lady: FUCK OFF!
Bartender: Oh what a pretty cloud out there in the sky... *awk*
So I got frustrated and made spouses for them! Including one for Chance, you know, in case things don't go so well with his stellar girlfriend Maisy.
So that's Tracie on the left (for Chance), Summer in the middle (for Jonah), and Aidan on the right (for Seren). Aidan was made by one of you lovely people on here a long time ago for a spouse submission! I never used him (except once in the Atwoods for all of one scene) but I looove him. Also I forget who made him, sorry! But thank you! xD
Well, that's a good sign!
Jonah: *grinning stupidly* She's preeeeetty :}
What a cute little face :3
Seren: I'm coming to meet my man too! Don't leave!
Seren: Who is this bitch and why is she in my way?
Oh my God, GO AROUND, jeez
Eventually...
Seren and Aidan: *simultaneously* You're gorgeous... hehe wait what? *blush*
YAY YOUNG LOVE THAT I TOTALLY DIDN'T FORCE AT ALL
In my defense I tried really hard to marry them all to townies :(
Anyway, Aidan is way cuter than that married jerk guy
Aidan: She's awesome :3
Jonah: Hmm I have received a text message!
Summer: Omg, seriously?
Half an hour later
Jonah: Hello? OH HI MOM NO I'M NOT BUSY
Summer: Omg.
Aidan: Did you know weather exists now?! Like rain!
Seren: I KNOW! I never knew such a thing could happen!
Sorry but they are adorable ahhh
Also this is the Atwoods' old neighborhood! *points to house on far left* That's where Reagan/Finn/Norah/Rue lived! <3 <3
Then they both autonomously did this at the same time <3 <3 <3
Summer: Oh my gosh, he grabbed my hand! :D
Aidan & Seren: *cuddling totally casually*
Back at home, Chance is hanging out with Dusky.
...Wait, didn't you invite Maisy over for a date?
Chance: Yeah idk where she went
Oh my god, you're so awkward
I couldn't find her just by searching the house (it's huge okay) so I had him call her for a game of chess
Maisy: CHESS, seriously Chance?
Chance: What? It's my favorite game okay!
Maisy: I hate this
In cuter news, DIP KISSES!
Jude: Hey, Allie, will you marry me?
Alouette: Ohmygoodness, yes!
Jude: Okay, how about like right now? E.T. can be the witness!
Allie: Works for me!
Alouette: By the way, I'm pregnant with your child
Jude: Awesome!! Good thing we're married right lol
Allie: Oh yeah, we're married! Awesome!
Chance: *desolate* She left...
Aww, maybe she didn't like being ignored for five hours and then playing chess with you, bby
Chance: But... but who doesn't love chess?
My poor, sweet, awkward little baby
Seren: So, Jack, I met a cute boy today :3
Jack: Who?
Seren: His name is Aidan <3
Jack: Is he the one sleeping in your bed?
Seren: Sleeping in my--
Seren: WHAT
Jack: Idk, don't ask me
Seren: HEY, LOSER, GET THE FUCK UP
Pink Swim Trunks Guy: Hello, roommate!
Seren: Roommate--what?!
Yeah, so turns out when you ask a sim to be your roommate (which Jude did to Allie when he was trying to get her to move in with us), they don't become a part of your household, but they default to sleep at your house. And then, when Allie moved in, we got a new roommate... this guy.
*clicks "dismiss roommate"* and good riddance, you creep!
Seren: Don't even look at him, Jack.
Next morning, Seren calls Aidan over! I really like this picture just because you can see all her awesome new tats :)
Aidan: Hey :3
Seren: Omg, how can one sim be so adorable?
Seren: Well, so do you wanna, like, go out with me?
Aidan: YES <3
Jude: YEEEAAAH SIS, GET SOME
Seren: Omg, ignore my utterly embarrassing brother
Aidan: No worries, I know that feeling.
Seren: So anyways, will you marry me??
Aidan: *squeals like a little girl* YES YES YES
Sorry but I'm obsessed with them <3
Jonah: I'M SERIOUS BRO THE GOVERNMENT IS TOTALLY PUTTING PATHOGENS IN OUR FOOD. They aren't active yet but whenever the president feels like it, he can press the button and half the population will INSTANTLY die. The other half are the lucky ones who avoided fast food, so don't eat fast food okay? I'm serious, I'm trying to save you!
Seren: God damn insane conspiracy theories. Can my brothers be any more embarrassing?
Aidan: Whoa, dude, calm down.
Jonah: YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME, OR YOU'RE GOING TO BE ONE OF THE DEAD ONES!
Aidan: =/
Jonah: Hey man, sorry about earlier. Sometimes I just have to talk about it to get it to stop buzzing around in my head.
Aidan: Totally cool.
Jonah: Well, can I make you a drink to make up for it?
Aidan: You know mixology? Awesome! Sure!
Jonah: Okay, just gonna get this out...
Seren: Jonah, I am going to be right here watching, so don't you dare try anything
Jonah: Okay, MOM, God.
Jonah: Um, heh, I didn't just drop that...
Aidan: Hey Ser, are you sure this is going to be... safe?
Jonah: It's totally fine, why wouldn't it be, do you have any reason not to trust me? Didn't think so
Aidan: Um
Jonah: HERE TRY IT :D
Aidan: Um, I'm really sorry bro, but this is nasty. There's green stank floating out from it.
Jonah: UGH I FUCKED IT UP AGAIN!!! NOOOO! It's this damned water that keeps falling out of the sky, I can't concentrate when it's wet like this!
Aidan: You mean...rain?
Jonah tries again, with some more success.
Aidan: Well this is pretty good, Joe, you redeemed yourself. Also, by the way, where are you keeping that cell phone that's ringing?
Jonah: You don't want to know.
Seren: Um, I'm really sorry about my brother...
Aidan: Aw, don't even worry about it! He's a nice kid.
Seren: Well, thanks for putting up with him. Now, do you wanna... take this inside? ;)
Aidan: I'd love to ;) *rawr*
And by 'take this inside' Serendipity obviously meant 'go into the living room so Jude can complain to Aidan'.
Jude: OMG I NEED TO EXERCISE SO BAD UGH
Allie: I just love kids' TV!
Aidan: Oh it's cool, I'm athletic too, I know what that's like!
Jude: Oh, awesome!
Aidan is so patient with these crazy boys XD
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Well, once again nothing happened, haha XD But I guess some things did happen! We finally have romantic prospects for all four kids! Aaand, the first kid of generation 10 is on the way! Whee! I'm so excited! I hope you enjoyed this chapter even though there were no babies XD Thanks to anyone who is reading! <3 I appreciate all of you! Feel free to leave a comment if you'd like :3 And have a lovely day!