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roxstardom

Dating 101

Feb 12, 2004 21:23

I have a confession to make to the world: I suck at dating. As such, I feel that I may be the world's foremost expert in the field. I was keeping score of how many I've rejected V.S. how many I've been rejected by, but I've long since given up, as there were too many names in the latter category to keep track of. Most of the time, it's been the ( Read more... )

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_zombiesrsexi_ February 13 2004, 22:32:47 UTC

I have no idea whats going on with you... but cheer up ok? Relationships arn't everything, but they arn't pointless either... just take it easy and try not to worry about it so much. :)

roxstardom February 14 2004, 03:05:20 UTC

Never! Grouchiness is good for the world! lol, thanks

Don't worry so much anonymous February 14 2004, 09:57:44 UTC

On this, the day of lovers, I thought I would summon the courage to write to you. I've admired you for some time now and I know that feeling sorry for yourself is a little bit of bullshit. After all you're a ROCK-STAR right. You get that ass thrown in your face on a daily basis. Oh you want a relationship. Why, so you can have someone get pissed off when you have a gig, so you can make her jealous when you go out and everyone wants to talk to you, When you look at girls like me,(The hot girls with the blond hair and smoking asses, you know the ones), and wish you could be with them instead. Now what have you gotten yourself into? All you can do is take care of yourself and have fun with your life. You definitely won't meet anyone sitting around feeling sorry for yourself. I'm sure there are girls out there who want to get with you, in the way you want, after all that's what we want. Relationships, why do we get all slutted out to go to the bars or see a band? We hope someone will notice us. Maybe if were lucky that guy in ( ... )

Re: Don't worry so much roxstardom February 14 2004, 12:45:09 UTC

lol....I don't know who you are, obviously, but I appreciate the V-Day concern. Blonde hair and smoking asses? Straight forward, matter-of-fact writing with mostly correct grammar, frustrated analysis, advice...hmm have we met? I don't think so...

Girls? Ha! Girls don't want relationships; they want drama, suspense, and frustration! Personally, I'm not looking for anything claustrophobic either, but something occasional and fun is always cool, as is polygamy.

"ass thrown in your face on a daily basis?" now I'm sure we haven't met. And the Rock Star name? More of a future projection than anything at this point.

A very mysterious message...if you wish to, as they say in GoodWill Hunting, "come forth silent rogue," then send an email my way.

Re: Don't worry so much anonymous February 14 2004, 12:47:30 UTC

You girls just get slutted out to see a band? You don't go for the music. ---- Oh god Oh god ---Shit--- What the--- And I thought we were talented musicians and people cared what we had to say. I though we were getting our spiritual emotional point across through our music. Damn. And all you all want is a relationship! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Charge! Wait! NO! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! I mean its nice to have girls that want to be apart of what were doing but please enjoy the music and anyways you never know what kind of secret ways to seduce us you might learn through the lyrics if ya listen to what they say-Dave

Re: Don't worry so much roxstardom February 14 2004, 12:50:24 UTC

The secret ways he's referring to are: peanut butter, golf clubs, old shoes, and phosphoric acid.

P.S. Dave anonymous February 14 2004, 15:13:55 UTC

P.S. Dave
The fact that the picture you chose to put on this sight is of you shirtless has nothing to do with you wanting to get girls to come to your shows. I'm sure it was the only one you had around:)?

anonymous February 15 2004, 01:41:11 UTC

Sadly I will be away from my computer for a few days and will not be able to see what is going on in the land of rishloo. I hope everyone had a good valentines day. Let me just clear a few things up before I go. When I said girls with blond hair and smoking asses, I meant more than one girl. I'm sure there is more than one girl in the world with blond hair and a smoking ass. I didn't know we were in grammar class anyway:) Secondly, to Dave, when I said we get slutted out to go to the bars or see bands that's not a comment on your musical ability or the message you would like to convey. That simply means the reason we don't go to these functions in our pajamas or work-out clothes is because we want guys to notice and see us in a positive light. Just as you may want girls to see your promo and think similarly. There is a reason you didn't put a picture up of you just getting out of bed with your cup of morning coffee, although that may be a nice sight to see too!)
Have you figured out who I am yet? I'm sure you haven't.

Re: roxstardom February 15 2004, 02:52:35 UTC

I have a guess as to who you are; but I don't have a great deal of faith in it. Are you now saying you're not blonde and don't have a smoking ass? Of course your first post conveyed the idea of many blondes and many simmering asses, but you said, "like myself." If you're not a blonde with a smoking ass, I'm at a complete loss for ideas as to who you are. Grammar class? It's not as though I would attempt to patronize you for something like that, it's simply that this is a riddle, and riddles require analyzation to solve. Some people I know pay more attention to that sort of thing (grammar) than others.

This is a complicated mystery. Whoever you are, it will be very interesting to find out who you are--and if you're who I suspect, how in the world you came to be writing me.

Also, all of our pictures were taken immediately after waking; it's just that we cropped our coffee cups out of the shot. ;)

Best wishes for your President's Day weekend, mysterious one!

Re: roxstardom February 15 2004, 02:55:28 UTC

No, I just read that you've never met Dave, so that kills my guess. Very very interesting.

Re: anonymous February 15 2004, 17:00:54 UTC

Hey Drew - Your "admirer" is away from her computer but I thought I'd clear something else up (as she doesn't see fit to do that). She didn't mean to crush your fragile ego, and she does admire you, but not in "that way", because that would be illegal (however, you said you think polygamy is cool, and some of those guys are into that type of thing). She was just trying to give you some friendly advice and try to make your V day a little more enjoyable. However, she is blonde and she does have a smoking ass (at least she likes to think so), and she does think all your band buddies are hot so if any of them are interested that wouldn't be illegal. Have a good evening!

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