Phone: Ring...

Me: Hello?

Silence.

I almost hang up. Then, I hear someone come on the line.

Person: Mr. [our last name]?

Me in an annoyed tone: NO, I AM A WOMAN!

Person in a sarcastic "I'm not really sorry" tone: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you pick up!

Me: Is that because your computer had not connected us yet?

Silence.

Click.

I was filling out some paperwork for a company that does promotional work, and they want me to agree to not work for any company that is their competition for 24 months without their written consent.

Haha, yeah, right!

Now that I no longer need to go up 8 floors in an elevator every working day it's nice to reflect back on the many wonderful ways people in elevators have enriched my life. For example, all the stupid attempts at small talk I've heard in an elevator. If you don't have anything smart to say, don't even try to talk to me (unless we aren't in an ( Read more... )

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I had a dream that I was driving in my truck and I was going pretty fast down a road in Plano. I was in the middle lane. I noticed the stop light ahead, but I didn't push the brake. I thought I had plenty of space. When I did realize that I needed to stop, my foot moved very very slowly and my truck was moving very fast. It was very confusing ( Read more... )

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I always thought it looked stupid and they'd change it...but the years went on and it's remained that same.

it's so not fair that I have Saturday off but nobody wants to do anything :-(. I'll just sit home alone and write poems about death.

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Oh yeah. It died 11/21. So I'm not pregnant anymore and we're probably going to adopt. I'd elaborate but I'm in a crappy mood. bye.

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